Latest Jokes

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank.

Thus proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do we call places to put money in 'Branches'?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to your house.

Knock Knock
Who's there?'
The chicken!

Vikas was singing in the bath and I could not understand the words so I asked him, "What are you singing?"

He replied, "Dad isn't very good at this song so I am singing it in fast forward "