Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good.
[The next day, again] Buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The vendor then hands him the hot dog and Buddha pays him with a ten.
The vendor puts it in his till and moves on to the next customer.
Buddha says, "What about my change?"
The vendor replies, "change comes from within".
Buddha walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."