Latest Jokes

A man is being paneled for jury...
Attorney: Sir, do you drive?
Man: Yes
Attorney: And does your wife drive as well?
Man: NO...NOT as well.

Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Paul!
Paul who!
Paul light, and gentle, I knock, knock! Open up and snuggle!
I Never break in!

Me: "Do you know the difference between a bag of oranges and an elephant?"

You: "No."

Me: "Well, I am not sending you to the store for a bag of oranges then."

It doesn't matter what color the cup is, just DO NOT give it to the "two girls"