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Ugly Me
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Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor.

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Why do elephants have 4 feet?
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Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Because they'd look silly with 6 inches.

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Tiny
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A man walks into a bar with a Newt on his shoulder.
Barman: What's that ?
Man: It's a Newt.
Barman: What do you call him ?
Man: Tiny.
Barman: Why
Man: Because he's my newt.

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Man vs Woman
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A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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posted by "wildcats3333" |