Prison - 8’x10’ Cell
Work - 6’x8’ Cubicle
Prison - 3 meals a day
Work - 1 meal and you have to pay for that one
Prison - Guards Unlock and Lock the doors for you
Work - You have to do it yourself
Prison - Friends and Family can visit you.
Competitive Salary-Paying you less than our competitions.
Join our Fast Paced Team-We expect you to know everything so we don’t train you.
Casual Work Atmosphere-We don’t pay you enough to dress you up
Must be Deadline Oriented-You are 6 months behind on your first day.
Duties Will Vary-Anyone in the Office can boss you around
Must have an eye for detail-We have no quality control
A CEO would always schedule weekly meetings at 4:30 PM every Friday. The co-workers always complained about it until one finally got courage to ask his boss, “Why do you put the meetings at Friday 4:30?”
“Because it’s the only time you guys don’t argue with me.”