Latest Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles!

Yo Momma so ugly, the government moved "Day of the Dead" to her birthday.

Why did Star Wars Episodes 1, 2, and 3 come after Episodes 4, 5, and 6?

In charge of the release dates, Yoda was.

* Put the past behind you, unless you're a time traveler.

* Remember that only James Bond lives twice. You only live once.

* Time makes fools of us all. However, you can't make a fool of time.

* You sometimes get what you want. You can't always get what you need.