There are three kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand...
and those who don't...
Give a man a rod and you wont see him all day, because he is fishing
Give him the net and you won't see him for weeks????
The Professor was teaching his students, and asked them "What's the difference between complete and finished"?
The students all look amazed, with no answers
Well says the Professor "if you marry the right person, your life is complete"
However if you marry the wrong person, you life is finished
BUT if you sleep with the wrong person and the right person finds out?
You are completely finished!