Latest Jokes

In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue...........

And in 1495 his luggage and baggage finally arrived.

Girl friend (whilst having a romantic dinner at a restaurant): "Say something which spurs my heart-beat"
Boy-Friend: "I forgot to bring any money"

What's the difference between a pun and a fart? A pun is a shift of wit and a fart is...............

A science teacher walked by Taipei 101 and saw a man on top of the building ready to jump.
He quickly shouted out "Don't do it!! You have so much potential!!"