Latest Jokes

I'm going to watch my wedding video later "backwards".
I love the end bit when she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle and jumps in the car.

Patient comes to the doctor.

Doctor: So, what concerns you?
Patient: Dr, everyone ignores me!
Doctor: Next!
Lol!!

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

Being an astronaut is funny. It's the only job where you get fired before you start work.