Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator!
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear !!!
Little Johnny: Dad, Is it true? I heard that in some countries where arranged marriage is a custom, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries!
Father: Son, that happens everywhere, after marriage you find out everything!