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Two Hillbillies meet after an English exam:

Ey' how was the paper?

Oh it was just great, but I forgot the past tense of "THINK". I thought and thought for a long time, finally I just wrote "THUNK"

Ha ha ha, you are very silly, I thought about that for a while but I know the answer is "Thonk"

And what about the past tense of "Write"

Mmmm, I don't remember what i wrote on that one, I think I wrote "Written"

Well, let's hope you are right, I did not bother with the past tense of "GO", I just wrote "GOED" and went to submit my paper.

Sama wanted to eat a mango from the tree. He climbed the tree, inspected the mangoes and saw the one he wanted. He then got down so that he could shoot it down and eat.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh....

You want to hear a word I just made up ?

Plagiarism....