What do you call those who fully listen to both sides of an argument?
Neighbors.
Having too much sex can cause memory loss.
I read it on page 14 in a medical journal...
On the 14th of November...
2019...
At 3:19pm.
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey...
You know she's a keeper!
Whoever lost their iPhone outside the bar...
Please stop ringing my new phone!