" Doctor I keep stealing things"
" Take these tablets; if that doesn't work get me a flat screen TV."
Did you hear about the baby that was born in a high tech. hospital?
It came out cordless!
"Dad, who built the Suez Canal?"
"I don't know, son."
"Dad, who discovered penicillin?"
"I've no idea, son."
"Dad, what's the capital of Italy?"
"I ain't got a clue, son."
"Dad, you don't mind me asking all these questions do you?"
"Of course not, son. If you don't ask, you won't learn anything."
" Doctor I keep stealing things"
" Take these tablets; if that doesn't work get me a flat screen TV."