After five long years, I’ve come up with the best clock joke ever…
…it’s about time!
A report says high school students aren't very good with American history.
On a recent test, a majority of seniors thought Lincoln's Gettysburg address was 'ALincoln@gettysburg.com'.
The boss says, "This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"
The employee replies, "That it's only Wednesday?"
Last year for Christmas I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier...
I thought I would put them in the same room and let them fight it out.