Have you heard about the lawyer’s word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything comes in fine print.
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry, no time.”
The swordfish has few predators in the wild.
Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.
Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
One turns to the other and says, “I think that we got the joke wrong.”