Discussing the environment with his friend, John asked, “Which of our natural resources do you think will become exhausted first?”
“The taxpayer,” replied his friend.
The teacher said, “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’”
Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write feverishly.
“What’s the matter,” the teacher asked. “Why don’t you begin?”
“I’m waiting for my secretary,” Joe replied.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
Now you know why they call it a workstation!
“Please keep your dog beside you, sir,” a woman said crossly to the man sitting opposite to her on the bench at the park. “I can feel a flea in my shoe.” “Midnight, come here,” replied the man. “This woman has fleas.”