Latest Jokes

The frugal man walked into the house panting and almost completely exhausted. “What happened, Honey?” asked his wife.

“It’s a great new idea I have,” he gasped. “I ran all the way home behind the bus and saved $1.50 cents.”

“That wasn’t too smart,” replied his wife. “Why didn’t you run behind a taxi and save ten dollars?”

Cupid’s dart hurts more coming out than going in.

A sharp nose points to curiosity. A flattened nose indicates too much curiosity.

A man is incomplete until he is married… then he is finished.