Latest Jokes

You know you're getting old when the "peeping tom" leaves a note saying: “PLEASE
PULL THE BLINDS".

Q: Why is the Dalmatian always found when playing hide and go seek?
A: Because his is spotted!

A dirty little boy was playing at the playground and walked up to his mother and asked, "Who am I?" The mother replied, "I don't know! Who are you?" the little boy said excitedly, "WOW! My teacher was right. She said that I was so dirty that even my own mother wouldn't recognize me."

Q: Why was Adam the happiest man ever lived?

A: Because he was the only man without a mother-in-law.