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Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

Q: Why do dogs make such poor gamblers?

A: When they get a good hand at poker, they wag their tails.

You know you're getting old when the "peeping tom" leaves a note saying: “PLEASE
PULL THE BLINDS".

Q: Why is the Dalmatian always found when playing hide and go seek?
A: Because his is spotted!