Latest Jokes

A family of skunks was trapped in a thicket, surrounded by a pack of hungry wolves that were edging even closer. The Mother skunk calmly instructed her young: "Quickly children, let's put our heads together!" After they obeyed, forming a circle, she continued, "Now—Let us spray!"

Q: What did the zero say to the eight?
A: Nice belt.

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year the dog is still happy to see you.

Q: Where do cows go on Fridays?
A: To the Moooovies