What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year the dog is still happy to see you.
Q: Where do cows go on Fridays?
A: To the Moooovies
Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down?
A: He quacks up.
Q: What do you get if you put a 20 ducks in a box?
A: A box of Quakers