Q. Why are pancakes like a baseball game?
A. Because they depend on the batter.
A man looking for a job."...And remember we are very keen about clenliness. Did you wipe your shoes before entering” asked the manager. "Oh, yes sir."
Replied the man. The manager narrowed his eyes and said, “We are also very keen about the truth. There is no mat."
- Daddy, daddy... Why is it that everyone calls me stupid?
- I don't know kid; I am not your daddy.