Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.
One day a math teacher and his brother were out golfing. The brother was to tee off first and just before he swung he yelled "4!!!”
The math teacher was up next and just before he swung he yelled, "Square root of 64 divided by two!!!"
Q. Why are pancakes like a baseball game?
A. Because they depend on the batter.
A man looking for a job."...And remember we are very keen about clenliness. Did you wipe your shoes before entering” asked the manager. "Oh, yes sir."
Replied the man. The manager narrowed his eyes and said, “We are also very keen about the truth. There is no mat."