Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
The survivors were marooned.
Q. How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
A. They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
Q. How did they know that the driver had dandruff?
A. They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning. Her husband replied Well, lots of dogs can do that. The wife responded, But we've never subscribed to any papers!!!