A guy walks into a Wedding Reception.
He goes up to the Bartender and asks, "Is this the punch-line?"
It was my wife's birthday and she rang me to see what time I would be home.
"Can't talk," I said, "I'm driving."
"Where are you?" she asked.
She wasn't happy when I said the 7th tee.
A co-worker asked me, “Could you be any more annoying?”
So the next day I wore tap shoes to work.
Girl: Were you named after your father?
Boy: No.
Girl: You were named BEFORE your father?