Latest Jokes

I opened my birthday card and loads of rice fell out.

I knew right away who sent it...

It was my Uncle Ben.

She was the champ!

The champion dreidel player, famous for her remarkable winnings, was known as the world’s 'top-top' earner.

Judge: I know you, don't I?

Defendant: Uh, yes.

Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?

Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?

Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me.

Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie.