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My wife and I have this running battle over the temperature setting for our air conditioning.

She wants it set cooler. I want it set warmer.

After a recent verbal exchange, she finally shouted, "It's your fault. You always said you wanted a hot wife!"

We should have a way of telling people when they have bad breath.

Something like, "Well, I'm bored... let's go brush our teeth."

Or, "I've got to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth for me, will you."