The inventor of the umbrella was originally going to call it brella...
But he hesitated.
A seven-year-old boy dressed in his pajamas was safely pulled over by police after driving his mom's car 20 miles because he wanted to visit his dad.
The mother said the boy is really in trouble because he was only supposed to go to 7-11 for a gallon of milk and a pack of cigarettes.
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
The barman refuses to serve him.
"Why not?" asks the golf club.
"You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.
A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in the Hawaiian Islands.
He sent an e-mail to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and requested instructions.
The reply came back shortly: "Begin vacation as of yesterday."