Doctor: "My dear sir, it's a good thing you came to me when you did."
Patient: "Why, Doc, are you broke?"
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My doctor has advised me to stop drinking.
It's going to be a massive change for me.
I've been with that doctor for 15 years.
Two guys were walking past an outdoor basketball court.
"You want to play Horse?" asked one guy.
His friend replied, "Sure, I guess... but only if I get to be the front legs."