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Being an older parent, my son learned to count...

By filling my pill dispenser.

A mother and son where out for lunch at a diner.

The waitress says, "Cops and kids under 5 eat for free!"

Mother discreetly nudges her 6 year old.

The son says, "I'm a police."

If I was a rapper my handle would be "Gershwin" and I'd demand that the cover art for my cd's would be exclusively rendered in blue designs.

That way I could truthfully say that they are Gershwin's rap cd's in blue.