Torrential rainstorms were knocking down power lines all over town. That meant, as a customer service rep for the electric company, I was dispatching repairmen right and left.
When one lineman called a customer to get her exact address, he was told, "I'm at Post Office Box 99."
The weary lineman replied, "Ma'am, I'll be coming to you in a truck, not an envelope."
Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair...
I’ve heard nothing since.
Nearly 100% of all deaths occur on Earth...
That makes it the deadliest planet in the Solar System.
I love bacon.
Sometimes I eat it twice a day.
It helps take my mind off the terrible chest pains I keep getting.