Kid: Why is some of your hair white dad?
Dad: Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.
Kid: Now I understand why grandpa’s hair is all white!
An interesting exchange between two geniuses, Einstein said to Chaplin:
“What I most admire about your art…
You don’t say a word, and the rest of the world understands you.”
"It is true", answered Chaplin, "but your glory is even greater. The whole world admires you, even though they don’t understand a word of what you say!"
Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: That rascal, yesterday I gave him food and today he gave me a Cookbook!
Smart answer by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him. "Nice perfume.....which brand is it? I want to gift it to my wife."
Lady replies, "Don't give it to her, some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her!"