Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread?
It's a Pita Parka.
The genie asked, "What's your first wish?"
Steve said, "I wish I was rich!"
The genie nodded and said, "Done, what's your second wish?"
Rich replied, "I want lots of money!"
Peruvian owls are always hunting in pairs...
It's because they're Inca hoots!