Teacher: "Missouri is the 'Show ME' state, Florida is the 'Sunshine State'. Does any one know the motto of Washington D.C.?"
Teacher: "No one? Does anyone wish to venture a guess?"
5th grade student: "Is it the 'Plausible Deniability' state?"
I went to a costume party dressed as a rapper but everyone thought I was sad because I was looking down all night.
They have no idea how heavy all those gold chains are.
What did Queen Guinevere say about Sir Lancelot after he slayed three war dogs to save the King?
"One day they'll name a rock band after this knight!"
Last Saturday night me and my date watched a movie at my house. I leaned over and kissed her for the first time.
She instantly remarked, "You must be the one, I heard trumpets sound when we kissed."
Now I'm hoping she doesn't find out it was my little brother downstairs practicing for band.