At 2:15 AM a man was pulled over by the police for having a burned out tail light. The officer discovered that a dog was sitting behind the steering wheel the car and the man sitting next to him had obviously been drinking.
The officer said, "What is going on here and why is a dog in the driver’s seat?"
The man replied, "I really don't know officer, I guess he took my keys."
(Son) Mom who is FDR?
(Mom) I see you’ve been talking with your great grandfather again. FDR was commander in chief when your great grandfather was young.
(Son) Which tribe?
(Grandson) Grandpa, I think the 'Y generation' has modern views and a forward thinking way more ahead of the life view of your day.
(Grandfather) I appreciate and respect your thoughts but I disagree and can back up my claim with facts.
(Grandson) Sounds fair grandpa, please state your case.
(Grandfather) First off, one question, did you take the ice bucket challenge?
(Grandson, proudly answers) Yes, in fact I did!
(Grandfather) I rest my case.
(Grand Kids) Hey grandpa, I thought we were going camping! This is a three star hotel!
(Grand Mother responds) Trust me kids, anything under four stars feels like camping.