I ordered from a catalog product number 699.

Today, I I received a package with the number 669 on the side.

I called customer service and my they told me to turn the package over.

How can you tell you’re getting old?

You go to an antiques auction and three people bid on you.

Applications for a job at the company where I worked are asked to fill out a questionnaire. Among the things candidates list is their high school and when they attended.

One prospective employee dutifully wrote the name of his high school, followed by the dates attended: ”Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.”

When hiring new staff at her public library, my daughter always asks the applicants what sort of supervision they’d be most comfortable with.

One genius answered, “I’ve always thought Superman’s X-ray vision would be cool.”