Teacher: Well, Little Johnny, I see some improvement in your work. There are only three words that have been misspelled.
Little Johnny: Thank you.
Teacher: Now let’s look at the second sentence!
Ernie: The national sport in Spain is bull fighting and in England it’s cricket.
Bernie: I’d rather play in England.
Ernie: Why do you say that?
Bernie: It’s easier to fight crickets.
Sue: My uncle is an umpire in a restaurant.
Lou: In a restaurant?
Sue: Yes. When someone orders pancakes, he yells, “Batter up!”
Sam (boasting about his hunting trip): "All of a sudden I spotted a leopard..."
Pam: "You can’t kid me, they come that way!"