Fred: What is the name of your dog?
Betty: Ginger.
Fred: Does Ginger bite?
Betty: No, but Ginger snaps.
Barney: I have a three-season bed.
Wilma: What is a three-season bed?
Barney: One without a spring.
Carol: What’s your pet pig’s name?
Alice: Ballpoint.
Carol: Is that his real name?
Alice: No, that’s his pen name.
Bob: What are you doing with a pencil and paper?
Ted: I’m writing a letter to my brother.
Bob: But you don’t know how to write.
Ted: That’s okay, my brother can’t read.