So what if I can’t spell Armageddon?

It’s not the end of the world.

Wife: "No, I'm telling you, I'm right! He couldn't eat the Trix because he was an adult rabbit and Trix were only supposed to be for kids."

Husband: "Well, I always thought it was just because he was a rabbit and not a person."

[A period of silence -- the wife looks down at her food.]

Husband: "What's wrong?"

Wife: "I'm just really getting tired of you always being wrong."

Anybody who's busy pulling on the oars hasn't got time to rock the boat.

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?

A. No time at all since it is already built.