My chiropractor is no comic, but he really cracks me up.

The moonshiner artist excelled at "still" life.

The wife chewed out her husband at the company picnic awhile back. "Doesn't it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times?"

"Not a bit," the husband replied. "I just tell them I'm filling up the plate for you!"

It can be fatal to live too long...