A man fell into a display of 300 golf clubs at a sport shop earlier today.....
Doctors have said that he should be OK, but he's not out of the woods yet
I remember the time when I was reminiscing my love life while cutting up an onion...
The onion cried.
My wife asked me what my favorite time to have sex was?
Apparently "when you're at work" was the wrong answer.
I just phoned the Police, because someone broke into my home and released thousands of house flies in it...
They're sending out the swat team!