I now know how it will end for me...
One of my kid's will unplug my life support to charge their phone.
When I was a child, my parents used to always say "Pardon my French" after a swear word.
I'll never forget the first day of French, when my teacher asked us if any of us knew any French.
If you don't know what to talk about on a first date, try mentioning Global Warming.
It's a huge Icebreaker.
If you were born in 1983 and remember Red Red Wine...
Then UB40