My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was a bad lover...
You should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
My girlfriend is furious with me because she found a bunch of hidden letters that revealed I was cheating on her.
Now she refuses to play Scrabble at all.
What’s the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?
They both fear the wurst.
Why did the chicken join the gym?
To work on his pecks!