There's a Labrador by my front door shouting 'Buy!' and 'Sell!' into a mobile phone...
I'm sick of dogs doing their business outside my house.
What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?
Talonted!
The swordfish has few predators in the wild.
Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.
A friend of mine got kidnapped by a group of mimes...
They did unspeakable things to him!