One Sunday morning when my son was about five years old, we were attending church in our community. It was common for the preacher to invite the children to the front of the church and have a small lesson before beginning the sermon. He would bring in an item they could find around the house and relate it to a teaching from the Bible.

This particular morning, the visual aid for his lesson was a smoke detector. He asked the children if anyone knew what it meant when an alarm sounded from the smoke detector.

My child immediately raised his hand and said, "It means Daddy's cooking dinner."

Did you hear about the absent-minded nurse that made the patient without disturbing the bed?

Sign on entrance door to delicatessen:

KNOCKWURST BEFORE ENTERING!

Why didn’t the frog sit on the toadstool?

Because there wasn’t mushroom.