How long did the Thirty Years War last?

Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648. (You expected something else?)

The African chieftain was so religious that when he ascended to power, he forbade the killing of animals.

Not long after that the lion and cheetah population began to get out of hand. Starving in the wild, they began feeding on humans. Before long, even the antelope and zebra were so plentiful that they began nibbling on natives.

The terrified populace petitioned their leader to rescind his edict. He refused. Thus, they had no choice but to overthrow the chief.

Not only was the revolt successful, it was the first time in history that a reign was called on account of game.

What did Robinson Crusoe do with Friday on Saturday night?

If firefighters fight fire...

And crime-fighters fight crime...

What do freedom fighters fight???