It is lonely at the top...

But you do eat better!

What is “Consciousness"?

That annoying time between naps.

Always remember you are unique...

Just like everyone else!

A husband and wife had a big argument. Frustrated and fed up, the wife called up her mom and said, "We fought again, I can't do this anymore. I am coming to live with you."

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you."