Favorite this joke If a parsley farmer is sued...
Could they garnish his wages?
I threw a boomerang a few years ago...
Now I live in constant fear.
Talk about writing skills...
Lawyers are the only people who can write a 10,000-word document and call it a "brief"!
A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.
The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."
The new man asked, "What happened?"
"One day Riley reported his credit cards missing."
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