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Panhandler: "Please sir, can you give me $10?"
Man: "Sorry, don't have any change. All I have is a $50 bill."
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Policeman: "Why are you driving without a light?"
Scooterist: "There is light everywhere."
Policeman: "Then shall I remove the air from your tires?"
Scooterist: "Why would you do that?"
Policeman: "Because there is air everywhere..."
"I have really good eyesight. Even in the dark, I can see things that are far away."
"Really, like what things?"
"Well, the moon and the stars."
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly!