Why did the gardener always eat her toast dry?
Because she saw the butter-fly!!
Pig 1: Why don't we ask him to sit with us?
Pig 2: No way, he is quite the Boar!
Where did the kangaroo go to get its eyesight checked?
To a hop-tician!
Teacher: "What do you get when a waiter trips?"
Student: "Flying Saucers!"